My partner & I went to Steamworks Sat, Jan 12th to see what kind of activity Steamworks could put together from the advertised times of 3-6pm. The Suckfest webpage banner appeared on several of the different Steamworks locations so we thought it might be good because it was a company-wide event. Fat chance! Although we were told upon entering that there were about 35 guys there, I counted 14 different guys. You know it was bad if I had time to count! There were no organized events, no patronage and no employees present to run a program. So I guess Steamworks is like George Bush- if you call something Suckfest enough times, it will become that thing. Not only were the ment that were there by most terms overweight, Steamworks has changed all the lights to red bulbs and its even darker than before. Guess thats the strategy when you're not getting hot men into your failing business. I'll give it one star because it was warmer inside than on the street. Next time we're in the mood, we're heading to Club Z!

The place does resemble the advertised pics but have to say the pics have to be 20 years old. I have been to a few bath houses in my day and found this one to be less than desirable. Lots of cute tweekers but all of them with the same Seattle dispostition. (if you are not born and raised, you will know what I mean) It offers a steam room and a whole lot of steps in the dark. My experience was, to say the least, a huge disappointment. Most of the guys were old, fat and seemed to be missing a few genes. The others were young kids that seemed to tweeking. The place seemed to be very clean but the staff at the front desk were less than friendly. All in all I would say that it is definitely a place to visit if you want to catch something you will probably never get rid of.

I have been going to steamworks for 4 years now and while some nights can be slow it's a fantastic bathhouse. The faculties and rooms are always clean, the staff is always cheerful and there are more than a few hotties that work on Saturday night, and the crowd is very mixed so you are bound to find what your are looking for. I have rarely seen drugs used there and tweekers don't seem to congregate there.