Nark Magazine Presents...
DICKSLAP! Third Fridays at The Eagle, a let loose scenario for boys and girls and more boys... a wonderland full of free beard rubs, slick hands and magical dancing gogo men, where the jello shots seem to just shoot themselves down your throat, and the sounds of the discotheque parade around and intoxicate you until you finally wake up from the dream, potentially next to someone you don't remember. Got it?
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*GUY RUBEN (Sa...
Nark Magazine Presents...
DICKSLAP! Third Fridays at The Eagle, a let loose scenario for boys and girls and more boys... a wonderland full of free beard rubs, slick hands and magical dancing gogo men, where the jello shots seem to just shoot themselves down your throat, and the sounds of the discotheque parade around and intoxicate you until you finally wake up from the dream, potentially next to someone you don't remember. Got it?
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*GUY RUBEN (San Francisco) arf arf arf!
Dishing out booty-shaking beats has been a calling for DJ GUY RUBEN since he was a kid as he took hold of the family’s stereo system. Fueled by everything from Madonna, Donna Summer, Depeche Mode, to Radiohead, the young music aficionado collected many 12-inch records and pieced together mixtapes by recording songs directly off the radio. As he matured, so did his passion, perspective, and opinion on what sounds get people to move. After being inspired by seeing late ‘90s and early ‘00s legendary house music DJs play and some motivation from friends, Guy Ruben hit the dance floor hard in 2007, and has been entrancing partygoers with his unrelenting beats ever since. Now, he’s a tour de force in the SF club scene, and has earned residencies at 440, Powerhouse, and Lookout. He’s lent his seductive and edgy sound to countless parties around the Bay Area, recently in New York City, Los Angeles, and Toronto.
http://djguyruben.com/
^this bitch knows how to twerk a leather bar, get into it
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*NARK (Bottom Forty)
DJ'ing for you, buying you whiskey slapping, trying to steal your date
Photography by Nark Magazine, Jello Shots by Bill Cosby, Fuzzy gogos created by moms everywhere.
FRIDAY 4.19 AT THE EAGLE
314 E. PIKE ST
10PM-3AM
$5 < 11 < $7