DICKSLAP! Third Fridays at The Eagle, a let loose scenario for boys and girls and more boys... a wonderland full of free beard rubs, slick hands and magical dancing gogo men, where the jello shots seem to just shoot themselves down your throat, and the sounds of the discotheque parade around and intoxicate you until you finally wake up from the dream, potentially next to someone you don't remember. Got it?
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Brian Maier (SF)
Brian is from San Francisco, he nice an...
DICKSLAP! Third Fridays at The Eagle, a let loose scenario for boys and girls and more boys... a wonderland full of free beard rubs, slick hands and magical dancing gogo men, where the jello shots seem to just shoot themselves down your throat, and the sounds of the discotheque parade around and intoxicate you until you finally wake up from the dream, potentially next to someone you don't remember. Got it?
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Brian Maier (SF)
Brian is from San Francisco, he nice and can be summed up in one onomatopoeia.... WOOF.
And... It's our slaptastic 3 year anniversary, damn. This little shit-kicker party turned bearded rager started in December at The Eagle three years ago, believe it or not... Just what is the origin of Dickslap? Well, back in 2010, the Washington State Liquor Control Board was giving The Eagle hell and basically trying to shut them down, why? because some of them are homophobic pricks. So, the Eagle management called us up here at Nark Magazine and said we needed to fight back, and that we should start a party so ridiculous and law bending and in-your-face homosexual that we might just scare them out of there. We said it should have an even stupider name (thus, Dickslap was born). The opening night of the first Dickslap was front page news on The Stranger, where we proceeded to print the salaries and other nosey and embarrassing facts about the liquor board reps that were finger pointing The Eagle and other gay bars around town, and Dickslap was tagged as the "Eagle Vs. The WSCLB Party." Well, the cool thing about this herstory lesson folks and faggots alike, is that it worked, and it could potentially be the reason why the Eagle is still alive today (without having turned into something innocuous). After a few months with the WSLCB off our backs, we dropped the VS. moniker and just continued on as Dickslap became Seattle's favorite party for all you dirty homos. Now, bigger and more rager-y than ever, come celebrate with us for our 3 year anniversary!! Just for the occasion we are bringing in the ever so handsome and charming Brian Maier from San Francisco, and recent SF to LA transplant, the amazing Ambrosia Salad will be here to spy on you all, give her a good show eh? -xo Nark Magazine
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*Nark (Nark Magazine, Bottom Forty, Dickslap)
Doing body shots off your boyfriend when you ain't lookin
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Ambrosia Salad (LAX)
She here's to buttcrack the case of who's gettin dirty in the bird, give her some clues!
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The return of...
Ross Milam (Scruff, PDX)
Look out bitches, Fero$ha is BACK from her hiatus...
Photography by Nark Magazine, Jello Shots by Bill Cosby, Fuzzy gogos created by moms everywhere.
FRIDAY 12.20 AT THE EAGLE
314 E. PIKE ST
9PM-LATE
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FRIDAY 1/3: Jack w/ Severino (Classic Recs, London Eagle)