FIERCE QUEEN (Tonight at The Eagle)

Friday January 24th at The Eagle --sign ups are now closed, if you want to come and see if you can still stamp your way on stage you can sure try!-- Just added some cage meat for you! ROGUE STATUS from Canada ( https://twitter.com/ROGUE_STATUSXXX ) What is FIERCE QUEEN? It's drag but it's not a show. It's a competition but it ain't no pageant. Fierce Queen is a live reading of Seattle's hot or not new queens and experienced talent alike, and I do mean LIVE. READING.. can you survive it? Signup in advance at kevin@narkmagazine.com or show up with a CD (only tracks on CD accepted, keep your phone in your damn corset) and see if you can make it on to the stage. Why is FIERCE QUEEN happening? Good question, thank you for asking. There are several reason Fierce Queen is happening. First off, our Eagle cage has been graced by many fantastic queens and kings, and some of which were on their path to mega stardom, and that needs to continue on. However, even more importantly than that, it's about keeping drag FUN, not just for the queens but for the audience too, it's an interactive session, and the judges will certainly be letting you know how they feel, don't give us attitude without some fierce to back it up. We know talent hides under more than just one pair of fake lashes out there and we can't wait to see it! How do I become the FIERCEst QUEEN? It's gonna take more than a twirl and a pair of jazz hands to win this prize henny, you have to impress a couple of queens that have been around the block, and they will probably be drunk. You're reading will NOT wait til after the show, so better pay attention. The judges will be reading you for your track choice, creativity, look, moves and your lip syncing or singing. The Fiercest Queen will win a cash prize, the more attendees the bigger the prize so you better make your friends come. Other queens will go home with a t-shirt or a hand-job or something. Who are the FIERCE QUEEN judges? Amoania and Urethra Franklin. You have been warned. What do I do before and after the FIERCE QUEEN competition? You DANCE your sequins off to NARK, duh. Can I just go to the next FIERCE QUEEN if I'm not ready? If you wanna WAIT, this show will only happen on the extra 5th Fridays of the year. SIGNED UP CONTESTANTS: CUCCI BINACA (Tyler Lane) CUNTELLA VON TEASE (Ron Frank) HEATHER HYSTERIC (Brad Gilligan) HELLEN TRAGEDY (Tyler P. Reedus) NEUROSES (Peter) EmpeROAR Fabulous (David Moggia) AUTUMN EQUINOX (Connor Thompson) CHERRY SURBETE OLIVIA LAGARCE KAT JACOBS ANGEL SNOWBUNNY Things to know- -Performances happen in the CAGE, so don't plan a epic ballet with 50 dancers a marching band. -Your track must be brought on a CD, if your song goes on too long and bores the judges, they might shut you down. -Performances start at 11pm, if you're late too bad. -The more people that come the better the cash prize, so you better invite your friends. -SIGNUP to ensure your spot kevin@narkmagazine.com, send your name and stage/drag name -You do not have to be what is typically considered a "DRAG QUEEN" nor of any specific gender to be a contestant, remember, you're born naked and the rest is just drag! Photography by Nark Magazine, Jello Shots by Bill Cosby, Fuzzy gogos created by moms everywhere. FRIDAY 1.24 THE EAGLE 314 E PIKE STREET $7