+++ THEME OF THE MONTH: STR8 BRO BLOODBATH +++
Are you fags excited for Halloween? I know I am. In honor of the other Gay Christmas we're giving you a never-before-seen look at the set of Str8 Bro Bloodbath, a trashy slasher flick from 1985 that's been sitting at the bottom of Hollywood's horror archives...until now.
++ Plot Summary ++
Three bros Corbin, Sean and Randy are hangin' out at home in the pleasant community of Bellevue, Washington. After sittin' in front of the TV, watchin' some...
+++ THEME OF THE MONTH: STR8 BRO BLOODBATH +++
Are you fags excited for Halloween? I know I am. In honor of the other Gay Christmas we're giving you a never-before-seen look at the set of Str8 Bro Bloodbath, a trashy slasher flick from 1985 that's been sitting at the bottom of Hollywood's horror archives...until now.
++ Plot Summary ++
Three bros Corbin, Sean and Randy are hangin' out at home in the pleasant community of Bellevue, Washington. After sittin' in front of the TV, watchin' some hot chick with fake tits get the shit banged out of her, strokin' off their masc dicks a little bit (no homo), one of 'em comes up with an idea.
"Hey dudes, let's hit up Capitol Hill and find some hot chicks to fuck."
"Yeah, bro. Let's do it."
The str8 boys take Sean's BMW to the Capitol Hill neighborhood of nearby Seattle and look around for some drunk bachelorettes to bring home. After striking out at nightclubs like Q and Havana, they happen upon a hole in the wall, divey looking establishment with a rainbow flag hanging above it.
"Woah, dude... that's a fag bar. No homo."
"Exactly, bro. That's where all the hottest drunkest babes are. They go watch all the faggots do their nasty shit."
Convinced, Randy and Corbin follow Sean into the gay bar. Unfortunately for them, they unwittingly walk themselves into the last pussy hunt they will ever go on. The trashy gay bar turns out to be a sick and twisted torture chamber, populated by a horde of homosexual vampires. The vampires proceed to subject the poor str8 boys to all sorts of unspeakable and terrifying acts! It truly is a STR8 BRO BLOODBATH IN THERE!!!
DRESS CODE: It's Halloween, homos! Come out in costume and get your picture taken with some body parts at our photobooth. We know you can't wait til the 31st.
++++++ AREA 2181 ++++++
Every third Saturday Lavender Underground presents AREA 2181, a cutting-edge dance party created for gay guys from ALL walks of life. We’re breaking down the barriers that divide the gay nightlife scene and bringing boys and men together in one big celebration, where we can rediscover our similarities instead of emphasizing our differences. We want to show guys looking to experience gay nightlife that they have other options besides getting gawked at by bachelorette parties, playing around with their iPhones, or feeling judged and insecure. And this ain't just a party where you get into your skivvies and call it a day. The theme will change every month, giving you a brand new experience each time – new attractions, new costumes, new shot specials every month. So come get faggoty, ‘cause this is YOUR party.
+++ RESIDENT DJ PAVONE +++
DEREK PAVONE has been making asses shake up and down the West Coast for nearly a decade. While he has been known primarily as a disco DJ, AREA 2181 will see him stepping away from his classic sound and into the darker corners of house, acid and techno.
+ GUEST DJ KOBALT SEVERA +
DJ Kobalt Severa has been throwing down his unique style of Underground, Deep House, Electro and Industrial beats in Seattle since 2011. Playing such events as Dick Slap, Soft Option, Rapture, Hussler, ComeBack, Emerald City Brunch, City Arts Festival, Crisp and Seattle Pride Fest, DJ Kobalt Severa likes to throw down the creamy sounds to get your booty shaking and make your ear holes all wet.