INSERT COIN [ THIS SATURDAY @ THE EAGLE ]

↓ · → · ↑ · ← · Y · B · X · A · *** INSERT COIN *** ↓ · → · ↑ · ← · Y · B · X · A Joysticks, jockstraps, jello shots: Those are your new years resolutions right there, and sexy videogame party INSERT COIN has ALL THESE THINGS to satisfy your cravings. NERDALICIOUS GAMING! EXPOSED FLESH! ACHIEVEMENT, AROUSAL, INEBRIATION! *** Hosted by Tyler Rush!!! Dancing, flirting, kicking your ass at Mario Kart - I was going to describe Tyler as a 'pin up for hot queer-nerdery' but he is far sexier than any of the posters you ever had pinned to your bedroom wall. Although he was once literally pinned to The Eagle wall... *** Music to sweat and shake to! Work of your anger at losing that round of Soul Calibur or do yourself a victory dance. Everyone loves showboating! Resident Krot is joined by the incomparable Mr Grow!! [ Glitoris ] *** Retro gaming in the Eagle! Meet your ideal bed-fellow (or tonight's) over some testosterone fuelled competitive gaming. Headlocks, body throws, burning cartoon rubber... Madd skillzz will get you laid!! ---- Soul Calibur! MarioKart 64! Goldeneye! Hexen! Zombies Ate My Neighbours! Streetfighter! Tekken Tag!!!! ---- ---------->> NERD OUT THEN MAKE OUT The Eagle Seattle. 10pm - 2am. 21+ $5 before 11pm, $7 after. *** ANNOUNCEMENT *** Just like the heroes in a half-shell in classic arcade 4way "Turtles In Time" we've moved to a new date! INSERT COIN is now the 4th Saturday of the month. Co-presented by Nark Magazine! ------ *beep* *beep* *boop* *beep* *boop* "HAPPY 2015 ... FIGHT!" ------