Bawdy Storytelling's 'Libertine!' (Seattle)

Thursday April 2nd, 2015 at the Rebar, 1114 Howell St, Seattle WA 98101 Remember: Doors at 7, Stories at 8! Performers include: - The Comedy Womb's Danielle K.L. Grégoire - Storyteller-About-Town Summer Waldron - Employed-and-still-COOL Azùcar Sugar Solara - Noah Duffy aka Woody Schticks - Tantra Practitioner & Teacher Matthias Rose - Pacific Northwest comedian Elicia Sanchez - Live Music by Jazz Goldman & William Darling - Play Bang-O, Bawdy's uniquely interactive pervy party game! - DJ'ed by Lover of groovy sound William Darling - VIP Packages include a Deluxe LELO Gift Bag, & Reserved Seating #BestDateNightEVER! #Lelo #TakeHomeGifts #YoullProbablyGetLaid - Epic Bang-O Prizes from LELO_Worldwide Our theme: 'Libertine' Def: a person who is morally or sexually unrestrained. Sounds kinda like YOU - and the new friends you're gonna be making this Thursday night at the Rebar! About Bawdy Storytelling: Bawdy Storytelling – the Original Sex + Storytelling series - has been Curating Sex and Storytelling performance for EIGHT YEARS, & we're getting bigger every day - 3 cities & growing! We feature Real People & Rockstars sharing their Bona Fide Sexual Exploits Live Onstage; think of us as an award-winning One Night Stand with the Moth & Savage Love. Storytellers are an eclectic mix of Authors, Porn Stars, Sex Educators, Comics & More, along with Regular Joes just like you who submitted their true stories online and were chosen for their panache and sense of (Mis)Adventure. Bawdy Storytelling features tales of Carnal Wins & Epic Fails with No Scripts, No Nets, and No Holds Barred. These folks aren’t reading from cue cards: this is honest-to-badness story time with true sexcapades and poignant, transformational tales at each and every show. Join Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour & sex-positive Locals as they share their own stories of Love, Lust, and making you feel funny in your bathing suit area. Hey, you may even go home with a few new tricks for your boudoir arsenal! Performer Bios: - Born in a cornfield in Nebraska, and raised by young parents on top of a mountain somewhere in suburban Colorado,young-ish writer and storyteller Summer Waldron would like to thank all of her childhood bullies for the great writing material, as well as awkward sexual encounters and a wild fantasy life that plays out in her head while she works for the man. When not writing or telling stories, this young-ish woman enjoys spending time chasing other creative ideas such as starting a podcast and crocheting that blanket she started in high school and hopes to finish one day. - Sugar was raised in the ultra conservative, ultra dusty mountains of Northern Arizona. She moved to the big bad Pacific Northwest about 10 years ago and when she scored a job at a sex toy store she knew she’d found her true calling as a professional dildo slinger. She also dabbles in burlesque and is a regular with Morgue Anne’s Villainess Cabaret and Lily Divine’s Debauchery. She wants everyone to know she is a Taurus that likes tea, tall socks and chocolate truffles. - Danielle K.L. Gregoire is a recent Canadian transplant to Seattle. She is a comedian and an arts enthusiast. In April, 2013 she created the Comedy Womb, a female focused but not exclusive comedy open mic and showcase that emphasizes the importance of gender equality and jokes and happens twice every Tuesday night. She is a stay at home parent, former spoken word poet, ex-college radio deejay, nature lover, quasi-musician, gardner, and sometime potter. She has a not-so-secret crush on the city of Seattle, and likes to accept all the adventures it throws her way. - A Seattle-based comedian, writer and comic book reader, Elicia Sanchez has been performing all over the West Coast since 2010. Her self-deprecating, yet upbeat comedic style, described by The Capitol Hill Times as, "...madcap tales of social incompetence," includes a mix of personal stories, nerdy obsessions, social politics and accidental overshares. Writer/activist Lindy West has called her, "...a grumpy nugget of delight," while Grammy Award winning singer/song-writer Kimya Dawson (The Moldy Peaches, Juno) has cited Elicia as her 'favorite underground Pacific Northwest comedian.' Comedians/writers and stars of Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell, W. Kamau Bell and Hari Kondabolu have both simply referred to her as, "the truth.” - After a mis-spent youth, Matthias Rose spent two decades as an awkward visitor in the "normal" world before finding his home as a teacher, guide, healer and practitioner in sacred sexuality, sexual mysticism, and tantra. That it took two marriages and a dozen jobs is testament only to his persistent foolishness in the face of both evidence and experience. Better to learn late than not at all, right? - Woody Shticks (actor Noah Duffy) is a dancer, shmancer, bo-bancer, and a founder of Seattle's sexiest inter*arts gang The Libertinis. When he's not traveling the world performing Chekhov, pole dancing in a tutu, or choreographing new musicals about carnivorous bunnies, he's probably in your mom's basement telling her everything she needs to know about prostates. The Libertinis' newest whiskey-soaked, dust-in-your-boots murder ballad YER CHEATIN' HEART opens on April 17, and in May and June, Woody will be running away to Memphis to play Puck in MIDSUMMER and actualize every Bible Belter's greatest fear. - Jazz Goldman is an artist, sex educator and activist. A recent transplant from NYC, Jazz is thrilled to be in the Emerald City which always makes her think of the wizard of oz and want to sing--very convenient! Will and Jazz have been singing together since they met over 2 years ago and are thrilled to share their eclectic musical theater, rock n' roll stylings with you all! - DJ, producer, songwriter, and lover of groovy sound William Darling has been on the scene in NYC since ----insert mid 2000s pop culture reference here----. He's a recent transplant to the Emerald City and has finally sated his love of women in hiking boots. He's been seen here in town at various venues including The CanCan, El Corazon and The Park Pub. For an eclectic jumble of original tunes and live sets by Mr Darling check out soundcloud.com/william-darling23