URSULA'S HOUSE OF WHORRORS!

"What Ever Happened to Ursula Android?" the tabloids have whispered over the years...that severe, stauesque, titanic, tyrannical terror, the Anti-Drag nightmare that haunted Seattle stages for over a decade. She dissapeared some years ago, and the rumor-mills have been spinning ever since: Did she really marry that Swiss robotics engineer billionaire & pack it all in to live a life of pampered opulence & regal seclusion? Did she incinerate in The Great White Center Meth-lab Explosion of 2007? Or are the conspiracy theories true that she had multiple cyber-plastic surgery procedures, and is, in fact, now dominating the pop charts under the guise of her current pseudo-idendity "Carly Rae Jepson"? Find out this HALLOWEEN when she makes her fiery, full-frontal, fright-inducing re-imgergence at PONY !!! "URSULA'S HOUSE OF WHORRORS!" finds Ms. Android back to her old tricks, doing what she does best; running the the most gruesome, glamorous, goriest bordello this side of Sodom. Imagine Liquid Sky mashed up with Best Little Whorehouse in Texas and Suspiria, with a little bit of Salo spinkled on top. Expect a bevvy of frightful, florrid performances featuring a stable of otherworldly vixens & demon DJs, including: CUCCI BINACA, ADE´, STRAWBERRY SHARTCAKE, FREDDY KING OF PANTS, DANNY DAMAGE, and of course URSULA herself! Pony will ooze slime, drip blood, and swell with spooge, and you don't want to miss a moment of it!! This is a night not to be missed, if you dare.... 9pm $5 in costume. Not dressing up? $10-20 cover, depending on how lame and pedestrian and depressing you look. **Also its the "Fall Back" end of daylight savings eve, so you get an extra hour of filth & depravity!!