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DICKSLAP! Third Fridays at The Eagle, a let loose scenario for boys and girls and more boys... a wonderland full of free beard rubs, slick hands and magical dancing gogo men, where the jello shots seem to just shoot themselves down your throat, and the sounds of the discotheque parade around and intoxicate you until you finally wake up from the dream, potentially next to someone you don't remember. Got it?
Welcome to 2016, it's a new you, or is it? Who f#%king cares, just get yourself groomed...
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DICKSLAP! Third Fridays at The Eagle, a let loose scenario for boys and girls and more boys... a wonderland full of free beard rubs, slick hands and magical dancing gogo men, where the jello shots seem to just shoot themselves down your throat, and the sounds of the discotheque parade around and intoxicate you until you finally wake up from the dream, potentially next to someone you don't remember. Got it?
Welcome to 2016, it's a new you, or is it? Who f#%king cares, just get yourself groomed so it looks like a new you and come dance as we welcome the return of planet Earth's one and only PROSUMER!! And he's playing til 3 so you better plan accordingly.
↓↓↓SPECIAL GUESTS↓↓↓
*PROSUMER (Potion, Ostgut Ton, Playhouse/Edinburgh)
*Nark (Bottom Forty, Mr Intl, Get Up)
↓↓↓IN THE CAGE↓↓↓
Surprise Booty
↓↓↓PUPPIES↓↓↓
AMP & BOLT
Photography by Nark Magazine / Rachel Robinson, Jello Shots by Bill Cosby, Fuzzy gogos created by moms everywhere.
FRIDAY 1.15 AT THE EAGLE
314 E. PIKE ST
9PM-LATE